In a unique and almost utterly pointless giveaway we’re giving you the chance to own a slice of the movie ‘A Bit of Tom Jones’ You can win what was actually in the bloodstained towel during filming.

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Win the actually script used by the director during film -Signed by many of the cast and crew – this manky, tea and digestive biscuit stained 120 page script is filled with terrible sketches of shot set ups and many, many crossings out. It also features scenes either cut of deleted from the final version of the film. Several of the pages are somewhat suspiciously stuck together, which the director insisted are merely the result of suffering a chesty cough during production.

All you have to do is email us at competition@abitoftomjonesthemovie.com with which celebrity body part you’d most like to own and why? The funniest, most inventive, entry will win this unique slice of film history…